Film, 2001

Sometimes you’re all like “Hey, it’s Halloween. I’m going to get a scary movie. But not just any scary movie. I’m going to get one I’ve never seen before. I’m going to find a new scary movie. Someone told me this one was good a few years back. It looks kind of cheap, but has positive quotes from institutions I’ve heard of on it” and you get it and it’s awful, features endless scenes of some boring family on vacation, and you turn it off halfway through because you just can’t take it anymore and three weeks later you read the ending on Wikipedia and are kind of curious to see what the monster looks like but really don’t care. 1.5

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