Well, I finally saw it. After being traumatized by it’s cover since I was a child, I finally saw the movie behind it. Unfortunately the madcap Ghoulies action that the cover promises never really comes to pass, and there’s not one Ghoulie in an adorable little shirt in the whole movie. The plot centers mostly around a guy becoming obsessed with black magic and his stupid friends, who the filmmakers couldn’t possibly have made you care less about. Highlights include a scary (though totally superfluous) clown doll, some creepy midgets and a weird lady killing a guy with her whip-tongue. Those three elements got it an extra half star from me, but certainly don’t make the movie worth it. 1.5/5

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